Injuries Caused by Having Sex!?!

Just when you thought it was safe to have a romp in the hay at home, a new study shows that last year more than 18 million were injured during the act in Britain alone. Everything from sprained necks to broken knees was reported by medical researcher’s data.

Approximately one third of Britons have received a variety of physical damage during and after a romp in the hay, according to new research. According to this research over 18 million people injured themselves during passion, and 40% broke one of the household interior decorations during intimacy. Below is a list of Funny facts that name the 9 most common injuries at home during intimacy.

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Teacher Gets 6mos for X-rated Content!?!

I slipped and was falling thats why I grabbed her breasts. They were firm and quite easy to grip onto. I got this black eye and broken nose from another inmate.

Is that a Science or Math related problem? No. In LONDON, Ontario Canada – Greg Stewart went from admired teacher and 1993 winner of the Prime Minister’s Award for Teaching Excellence for 30 years of service, to inmate in light speed. Your homework today is related to sex and teachers sentences tomorrow is 6 months.

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Royal Condom's as Souvenir???

Crown your lucky Charms with a Royal Condom of Distinction that was produced in special celebration packs that bear the slogan: "Like a royal wedding, interaction with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion". These wonderful forms of royal protection are a triumvirate of regal prophylactics, which are lavishly lubed and regally ribbed. Undoubtedly the quality is such as made for a Duke but fit for a King or perhaps I have mistaken that for sizing, King sized down to Baron sized.

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