Lady Tries to Literally Start Fire in Boyfriend's Ass!?!

26 year old gets a little carried away during the holidays and apparently trying encourage her boyfriend to hurry up or get a move on she literally pokes a piece of wood in his butt and lights in on fire. This of course was after she beat the crap out of him. Oh – to be a fly on the wall during that would have been marvelous.

In a difficult case to sort out the, Kama policemen, in the village of Half, 26-year old Letňany, a lady during Christmas holidays severely beat her boyfriend. But that it was not enough, and aggressively shoved in his ass a piece of birch bark, and then tried to set fire to it. One may remember the phrase “light a fire under their ass” yet this lady took it literally and attempted to in fact ignite it right in the Glutious Maximus. The Furious, lady was trying to start a fire in boyfriend’s ass faces 8 years in jail.

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Girl Shows Butt Checks to Judge

Senettes shorts slid down allowing her underwear to show in the court room and judge was not impressed. Girl gets 10 days in jail for dressing in a manner unfitting of a court room. She tried to explain that upon entering the court she was asked by security to remove her belt to no avail.

She tried to explain that upon entering the court she was asked by security to remove her belt to no avail. 23-year resident of New Orleans was sentenced to ten days in jail for coming to court in shorts, out of which stuck her underwear, according to Orange News citing newspaper The Times-Picayune. I guess showing her cheeks in an attempt to sway the judge failed and earned her jail time.
 

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Physician Sucked Female Patient's Nipple for Medical Problem!?!

Some kids decide very early what they want to be when they grow up and take the correct steps to get there and realize their dreams.

The medical physician claims that he sucked the patient’s nipple in order to diagnose a medical problem, in line with an old midwives’ technique.

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Teacher Gets 6mos for X-rated Content!?!

I slipped and was falling thats why I grabbed her breasts. They were firm and quite easy to grip onto. I got this black eye and broken nose from another inmate.

Is that a Science or Math related problem? No. In LONDON, Ontario Canada – Greg Stewart went from admired teacher and 1993 winner of the Prime Minister’s Award for Teaching Excellence for 30 years of service, to inmate in light speed. Your homework today is related to sex and teachers sentences tomorrow is 6 months.

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