Crown your lucky Charms with a Royal Condom of Distinction that was produced in special celebration packs that bear the slogan: "Like a royal wedding, interaction with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion". These wonderful forms of royal protection are a triumvirate of regal prophylactics, which are lavishly lubed and regally ribbed. Undoubtedly the quality is such as made for a Duke but fit for a King or perhaps I have mistaken that for sizing, King sized down to Baron sized.
