A Whimsical World

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Burgular's Sniff Ashes that they Thought was Coke?!?

The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores in December the thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said. Stupid Burglars sniff deceased’s ashes thinking it was a stash of coke.

Police officers were not as nice as the big bust biker cop when they caught up with teenaged delinquents that snatched urns during a recent break in. The morons thought they had found the mother load and quickly sampled the powder. Much to their surprise they had just inhaled the remains of a man and his 2 dogs. I love poetic justice!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Hawaii Astronomer Captures Image of Forming Planet!

Astronomers have captured the first direct image of a planet being born.

Adam Kraus, of the University of Hawaii's Institute for Astronomy, said the planet is being formed out of dust and gas circling a 2-milion-year-old star about 450 light years from Earth.

The planet itself, based on scientific models of how planets form, is estimated to have started taking shape about 50,000 to 100,000 years ago.

Called LkCa 15 b, it's the youngest planet ever observed. The previous record holder was about five times older.

Girl Shows Butt Checks to Judge

Senettes shorts slid down allowing her underwear to show in the court room and judge was not impressed. Girl gets 10 days in jail for dressing in a manner unfitting of a court room. She tried to explain that upon entering the court she was asked by security to remove her belt to no avail.

She tried to explain that upon entering the court she was asked by security to remove her belt to no avail. 23-year resident of New Orleans was sentenced to ten days in jail for coming to court in shorts, out of which stuck her underwear, according to Orange News citing newspaper The Times-Picayune. I guess showing her cheeks in an attempt to sway the judge failed and earned her jail time.

Physician Sucked Female Patient's Nipple for Medical Problem!?!

Some kids decide very early what they want to be when they grow up and take the correct steps to get there and realize their dreams.

The medical physician claims that he sucked the patient’s nipple in order to diagnose a medical problem, in line with an old midwives’ technique.

Teacher Gets 6mos for X-rated Content!?!

I slipped and was falling thats why I grabbed her breasts. They were firm and quite easy to grip onto. I got this black eye and broken nose from another inmate.

Is that a Science or Math related problem? No. In LONDON, Ontario Canada – Greg Stewart went from admired teacher and 1993 winner of the Prime Minister’s Award for Teaching Excellence for 30 years of service, to inmate in light speed. Your homework today is related to sex and teachers sentences tomorrow is 6 months.

What Would Mr. Bean's Daughter Look Like?!?

Mr. Bean was always making funny facial expressions when he would be doing most any task. Here we find a female tennis player who seems to have followed Bean’s look while trying to hit the ball. Rowan Atkinson demonstrating any physical form of sports in the character of Bean included many funny faces to compensate as dialog to express him.

Obama's New Pimped Out Cadillac!

Obama’s Cadillac has an executive package featuring a foldaway desktop, laptop computer with wi-fi, state of the art satellite phone and a direct line to the vice president and the Pentagon. Defense accessories include night vision cameras and weapon. Also bottles of the president’s blood are kept on board in case he needs and emergency transfusion.